Café Dweller Gifts

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

What's the sale price on scones? Zero percent off. It's a sale in name only. I see. How many can I get at the sale price? The sale mentality mocks me.

Mort, I hard that you've lost your voice yelling at me. Mmph. And I want you to know that I won't take advantage of the situation, easy as it would be under the circumstances for me to get in the last word. In fact, I've made you a chamomile tea. It's on the house. Mmmph? House of Java Cybercafe. But since you're a communist, you can't tell anyone I was generous, and I'll later deny it. Mmph.

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Wifi whore

"You don't need a coffee with that, you need a cardiac emergency crew!!"

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Cafe next to job centre advertising 'ex business man's lunch'.

The Finicky Tea Shoppe - We cater to cat people.

Coffee Cafe

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Do you have any catsup?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Non-Power Breakfast

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"