Café Dweller Mugs

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Wifi whore

"You don't need a coffee with that, you need a cardiac emergency crew!!"

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Cafe next to job centre advertising 'ex business man's lunch'.

The Finicky Tea Shoppe - We cater to cat people.

Coffee Cafe

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

City Boy.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Non-Power Breakfast

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."