Cozy Kitchen Dweller Gifts

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Coffee

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Carpet Cows

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

The Big Tree

Fireplace Projector.

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'Brew?'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Sleeping in skis.

'Mongo - litter box!'

Satan in the fireplace

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Honey? Sweetheart?"

Rainy Days

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

Thanks for house sitting!

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"