Chatty Cafe Dweller Gifts

Coffee Time

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wifi whore

Wanna talk about it?

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

''Is there anybody there?'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Coffee Cafe

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'Maybe you wouldn't be so penniless a writer if you stopped writing in expensive coffee shops.'

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'