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Coffee Time

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wifi whore

Wanna talk about it?

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

''Is there anybody there?'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Coffee Cafe

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'Maybe you wouldn't be so penniless a writer if you stopped writing in expensive coffee shops.'

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Cafe next to job centre advertising 'ex business man's lunch'.