Lumberjack Enthusiast Gifts

The legendary Paul Bunyan comes out of retirement to help in the battle against wildland fire!!

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Surf Casting

Fishing with God

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

D.I.Y

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Fishing direction sign.

"Today, son, you are a man."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'