Lumberjacks Gifts

What's Black & White & Red All Over

Board on Board

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Today, son, you are a man."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Raining Leaves.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Destination casinos...

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Stranded Woodsman.