Lumberjack Skills Gifts

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Raining Leaves.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Lumberjack Christmases.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Cutting Down Mother Nature