Lumberjack Skills Prints

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Raining Leaves.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Tree collapse...

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Stranded Woodsman.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.