Leather Worker Gifts

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Time Clock

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Top - Perhaps

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Deforestation in Romania

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Well paid job

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."