Forest Worker Gifts

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

'What do you mean, you forgot? Elephants never forget!'

Rain forest clearance - Just think about it, no more raking leaves!

Do bears @#$ in the woods?

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Free Range Employees.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'May the forest be with you.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.