Forest Worker Pillows

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

'What do you mean, you forgot? Elephants never forget!'

Rain forest clearance - Just think about it, no more raking leaves!

Do bears @#$ in the woods?

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

A man rakes a tree

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Free Range Employees.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'May the forest be with you.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.