Arcade Worker Gifts

'Don't worry, Ma'am! We'll get your boy out of there, no matter how many quarters it takes!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Moulin Rouge Security

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Internet Cafe.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Tonto Casino.

"Is there anybody there?"

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'