Amusement Park Worker Gifts

"I ran out of quarters."

Dunk Hunt

"Is there anybody there?"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

You must be this tall.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Moulin Rouge Security

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Face Painting.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Stunt lemmings.

'...Please stop the...'

'Once again, I fold.'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Summer Outing Planning

Tonto Casino.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'