Theme Park Staff Gifts

Killer whale with dead trainer

Face painting.

Happy Hour

'It was great. I hated it.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Closed for Renovation

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

In the art gallery

The hall of bad ideas.

"He's left out the staples"

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"Is there anybody there?"

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Modigliani's Giraffe

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Damien Hirst Cafe

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Err..the exhibits are this way, dear"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"Where did you last have everything?"

Cleaner cleaning up the paintings in a gallery.