Amusement Park Staff Gifts

Rollercoaster is horizontal circle. Man on the ride says: 'Damn those Health & Safety guys.'

'Wheeeee!'

'When it starts going down real fast put your arms up!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Happy Hour

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Closed for Renovation

Giraffe Rollercoaster

In the art gallery

"He's left out the staples"

The hall of bad ideas.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Killer whale with dead trainer

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Damien Hirst Cafe

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

"Err..the exhibits are this way, dear"

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'