Office Orcharder Gifts

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Overworked in the office

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Inout baskets.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Busy day at the office.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Office Park

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Two stressed drinking birds

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Hmmm... business park you say."

Free-range C.E.O.s

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'