Office Angler Gifts

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The Corporate Rat.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Business-Class.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

Careerist

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"