Office Angler Gifts

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment