Business-minded Angler Gifts

"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Fishing and new technologies

'...the really big ones can be found.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Blue Upright

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

A man fishing in a tree stump

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"My fish locator sent me."

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Social networks

Eskimo ice fishing.

"I'm all for fishing technology, but that monitor is going to sink the boat."