Business-minded Angler Gifts

"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Fishing and new technologies

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Fishing Camp.

Blue Upright

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

"My fish locator sent me."

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Eskimo ice fishing.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

God fishing.

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Social networks

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.