Woods Worker T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that honor woodworking professionals and forest enthusiasts. Crafted with humor and style, these shirts make a great gift for any woods worker.

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"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!" mockup

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

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Deforestation.

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Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop' mockup

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

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Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

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"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!" mockup

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

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"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?" mockup

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

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'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.' mockup

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

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Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale. mockup

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

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"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself." mockup

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

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'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.' mockup

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

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"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?" mockup

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

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'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.' mockup

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

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"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone." mockup

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

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"Lovely dovetail."

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"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave." mockup

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

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Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever. mockup

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

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Off Duty.

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Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore... mockup

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

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Free Range Employees.

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"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine." mockup

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

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"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..." mockup

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

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Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.' mockup

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

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Around here it got a little tricky... mockup

Around here it got a little tricky...

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'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!' mockup

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

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'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.' mockup

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

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"Today, son, you are a man."

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'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!' mockup

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

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'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.' mockup

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

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"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence." mockup

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

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"The boss expects us all to be robots." mockup

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

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'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!' mockup

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!' mockup

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

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'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.' mockup

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

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Woods Worker T-Shirts Collection

Woods Worker Mugs

Browse our mugs collection for more humorous and heartfelt designs perfect for woodworking lovers.

Woods Worker Pillows

See our pillows for cozy, witty designs that bring woodland charm into any room.

Woods Worker Prints

View our prints collection to find artwork that celebrates the beauty of the woods and craftsmanship.