Woodworker At Heart T-Shirts

It's full of this stuff? No wonder I feel so bloated! Wood filler.

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Luthier

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Whittlers Mother

Nick Offerman

"Most projects require three hands."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?