Woodworker At Heart Pillows

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Luthier

Nick Offerman

"Most projects require three hands."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Naked Furniture

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'