Orchard Overseer T-Shirts

Sundials showing different timnezones.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tree Passion

The Music Seed

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Flava Superba

Holiday Overkill.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Shadow Artist

A Heavy Cropper

Apple Tree Dispenser

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Apple Tree

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

Suicide by overeating.

'Waiting for...'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree....

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Crab Apple.

"That tree looks very under-nourished. I'd be surrpised if it could yield one pound of apples."

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

'The Taxman's in the counting house, taxing all your money!'