Orchard Overseer Mugs

Sundials showing different timnezones.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tree Passion

The Music Seed

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Flava Superba

Holiday Overkill.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

A Heavy Cropper

Shadow Artist

Apple Tree Dispenser

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Suicide by overeating.

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

Apple Tree

'Waiting for...'

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

Part of Neptune's job is doing performance reviews. He said the octopus is a great multitasker and the dolphin has outstanding communication skills. If given a meaty project to work on, the shark will really sink its teeth into it. The jellyfish received a poor review because he's just aimlessly drifting in his career. And the eel is being promoted to management. He's a terrific motivator. He gets everybody charged up.

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree....

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

Crab Apple.

"That tree looks very under-nourished. I'd be surrpised if it could yield one pound of apples."