Orchard Orchestrator Mugs

The Music Seed

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Taking a peek at the audience

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Tree Passion

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Occupational Hazards.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Team Flute

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Cello Concert

Violin family at Christmas

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Team Cello

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Campground Conductor

No Bruch!

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Violinist.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'...and on Bass...'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Musical Note Nail

"The guy's a natural!"

Flava Superba

Remote work

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.