Orchard Care T-Shirts

'Waiting for...'

Apple Tree

"First time pruning?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Music Seed

Tree Passion

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"Mulch madness"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Card: Get Human Soon!

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Flava Superba

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Sawrd Fighting

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield