Orchard Care Pillows

'Waiting for...'

Apple Tree

"First time pruning?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Music Seed

Tree Passion

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"Mulch madness"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Card: Get Human Soon!

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Flava Superba

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Sawrd Fighting

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

"Great Perfume!"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?