Orchid Care Pillows

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

Tree Passion

'That plant food really works!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Mulch madness"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"You overwatered the plant, again."