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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"That tree looks very under-nourished. I'd be surrpised if it could yield one pound of apples."

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

A Heavy Cropper

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Apple Tree Dispenser

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Music Seed

Tree Passion

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Flava Superba

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'Where the hell is my team ?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

4x4 at Four

Shadow Artist