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"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Tree Passion

The Music Seed

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Guitar pickin'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'You don't have to drive around. We bring the food to your table.'

'Pass the grey stuff.'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Flava Superba

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

I'll try the cod surprise.

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

"What do you recommend today?"

"You folks ready to order?"

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'God, man! What did I tell you? No direct eye contact, ever, with the sommelier!'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"I'll have the duck Poussin."