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Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

Orchards

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Trail mix?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Exit only.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...