Orchid Aficionado Gifts

Another orchid? You don't have room, mom. Orchid show. Every winter this hits you. Why? You can't figure it out? I guess.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Classic Emojis for sale.

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

What your house plant says about you...

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

David Attenborough

Blatant competition in nature.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Everything's coming up roses!

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Hey! That's cheating!"

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

'I hope you're hungry.'

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"Yes, I'm relatively certain the Itsy Bitsy Spider was not, in fact, a Brown Recluse."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

A Heavy Cropper

Florist

Spider Parents.