Oz Adventurer T-Shirts

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

The Zoo.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Lifesaver!