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'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

The Zoo.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Dorothy and Toto

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Batman O' War