Ozian Adventurer T-Shirts

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Alien Snowmen

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Now you can send it."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

Shoot For The Moon

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"...it's another metal detector."

A close shave on the Titanic...

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Dalmartian Landing

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.