Organized Adventurer T-Shirts

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Push for Disco...

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Free Range Employees.

"What's your occupation?"

New York Netherworld

Creative Baby.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Responsibility and duties

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"