Orchard Adventurer Prints

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

Flava Superba

Notice in field - Catch your own swine fever.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Tree Passion

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Guitar pickin'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

What your house plant says about you...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

Arcarde Patrol

Book Shop.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

The chosen few

'To eat or not to eat?'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Claw Machine Head

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

Orchards

A Heavy Cropper

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.