Digital Oracle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's asking for your password."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Wikipedia...

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

The Authentic Christmas.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Hipster Police Department

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"I think you are meant to delegate"

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too."

"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."