Oracle Fan T-Shirts

'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Fox hunting.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Countess

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Candle Size

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."