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'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Sacrifice a pawn

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Paranormal A-Z...

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"So, how's your other half?"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'