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'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Sacrifice a pawn

Paranormal A-Z...

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Dog detectives

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Houdini's Dog

'He's been shot!'

Haunted museum

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"Another clear case of COVID19."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.