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"How dare you!"

Can't you just text me..?

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Conspiracy Cat

"We're here, Harry."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

World Financial Mafia

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Conspiracy Theory Books

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."