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"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Escher's Dog

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Salvador Dali museum

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Dali'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Wiccapedia.

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Private View.

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

Can't you just text me..?

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

De Chirico

Snowman During Summers

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"this"

Lobster potion.