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"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Escher's Dog

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Salvador Dali museum

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Wiccapedia.

'Dali'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Can't you just text me..?

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Private View.

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Horror

"How dare you!"

Lobster potion.

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"this"