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'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Paul Klee

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Love knows no boundaries.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Escher's Dog

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Psyche Delia

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Salvador Dali museum

'Dali'

Rhino Art

Pinata Trophy

Pavement Art.

Rainy Day, Boredom

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

Unnatural Beauty.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"this"

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'