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"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"Outré or simply bad?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

How information mingles in our brains

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Police lineup

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Skinhead guppy.

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Psyche Delia

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

'Dali'

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

Children of the Cornhole

'I'd guess some sort of God symbol.'

Body Outline on Wall

'Going down?'

Rainy Day, Boredom

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

Caution! School Crossing.