Esoteric Art Lover T-Shirts

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Egyptian Football

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

allovertheplace.com

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

When lice dream.

Elephant and Castle

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Naked Furniture

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Psyche Delia

"Who's the artist?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

True Mime

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

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