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"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Use your imagination.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Psychic diving competition.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

Nikolay Rerih

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."