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"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Company Ink.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Moby the Private Dick.

Cakeless.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Lover

Wiccapedia.

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Can't you just text me..?

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."