Occult Admirers T-Shirts

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Cakeless.

Death Takes A Time-Share

Wiccapedia.

Lover

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Moby the Private Dick.

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Clowns of the Baskervilles

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Can't you just text me..?

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

A Ghost

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."