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'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Proposal

Martin Scorsese

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

May I have the envelope, please?

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'