Oscar Enthusiast T-Shirts

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Djargo.

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Tom Hanks

Barbie Oscars

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Will Smith's Oscar

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Power of the dog

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

"I was awarded this Oscar for my presentation of an Oscar at the Oscars."

'I've lost my killer instinct...'

An Oarsman

'It choked on the oars.'

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."

Whale at Sea World