Oscar Observer T-Shirts

"And the Oscar for best wardrobe in a film based on a 17th century picaresque novel goes to..."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

May I have the envelope, please?

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Djargo.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"