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An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"We used to be cooler."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge