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An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

An awkward moment at Seaworld.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"We used to be cooler."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge